HomeFunkAlles Klar, Herr Kommissar? Carl November 15, 2012 Funk Something had been missing from this site. I couldn’t figure it out. It finally hit me: Falco singing “Der Kommissar.” Here are the words in English. See if you can make sense of it. I think it’s about some people doing things that aren’t very nice. But, as Molly Ivins famously said about Pat Buchanan’s speech at the 1992 Republican National Convention, it loses something when translated from German.